Celebrate the holidays with bemusement at what your fellow humans are capable of, by way of Asylum‘s 100 most bizarre Dugg stories of the year.
Selections range from the adorable “Dogs Risk Life to Save Kittens from Fire” (#73), to the absurd “Woman in Cow Suit Arrested for Creating Chaos” (#97), to the dubiously informative “Redheads Have More Sex than Blondes or Brunettes” (#16).
The list also includes such charming tales as “Man Sues Doctor for Stapling Butt Shut” (#84) and “Guy Had Sex with 1,000 Cars” (#91), as well as a disproportionate number of castration-anxiety-fueling foibles.
My favorite: the indecently hilarious “Chocolate Factory Refuses Bathroom Access to 5-Year-Old with Diarrhea” (#3). What are yours? Discuss.
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