Dear Obama People,
… it’s now January, Obama People, and I’m way over this thing. Prior to this very minute, it had been damn near two months since I even once thought about Todd Palin. So why, why, why for the love of God are you still sending me emails asking me to give you money? Seriously, I got one on December 30th and January 6th. You guys really want me to donate 25 dollars “to make the inauguration a success?” What on earth does that even mean? 25 bucks will buy maybe three crab cakes at a reception that I’m not invited to and would assuredly be sent to federal prison if I tried to attend, provided I wasn’t gunned down first. If you really want my money, Obama People, you’re going to need to work a little harder for it…
Especially when considering the amount of cash these people are already throwing down for the event.
Huffington Post: An Open Letter to the Obama People
The Caucus: Bill Clinton Asks for Money for Obama Inauguration