Senior Hookups… brought to you by the ACB

Peter Frank ’12, the entrepreneur behind College ACB, has noticed the steadily increasing number of anonymous posters begging seniors to have sex with them before graduating.  The result is a fresh abomination meant to facilitate the process: “Senior Hookups“, a blunter, more temporally specific incarnation of the now defunct (?) WesMatch.

Yes, Senior Hookups, featuring the spare but evocative icons of a mortarboard, a cardinal, and a silhouetted heterosexual couple who will presumably sweep each other off their feet during Senior Week because of this thing:

senior-hookups

Here’s Frank’s announcement of the site’s grand launch, which was not more than half an hour ago:

Hey Wes seniors! Your final year of college is winding down and what better time than now to make sure you leave campus without any regrets? Sign up for College ACB’s Senior Hookups!

We want to make sure that if you’ve got your eye on someone you can easily find out if they’re thinking about you too.

Here’s how it works. You create your list of seniors that you’d like to get to know better before the year is over. Then if you also showed up on their list you’ll get an email on May 15th revealing your matches. It’s totally anonymous, unless there is a match of course! Don’t worry, we’re not telling…

So what are you waiting for? Make your list now! It’s your last chance!

The site works on a credit system, in which each name added to your list costs one credit. Each new member starts with a set number of credits, and the more people who join Senior Hookups, the more credits each one gets to start with. Right now the system is set to add .04 credits per user in the database, and more credits can be added at the developers’ discretion.

So a critical mass of 25 people needs to join to get things going, which probably already happened because this is Monday night on the ACB, a week before classes end.

Hey, this could be brilliant. At least, Senior Week just got a little more interesting.

34 thoughts on “Senior Hookups… brought to you by the ACB

  1. Anonymous

    If anybody could request anybody at anytime, it would just be another wesmatch (which failed miserably) or the acb crushlist (honestly, has that worked for anyone?)

    the whole point of wesscam/senior week hookups is the sense of occasion, the holy-crap we’re all leaving in a week, there are no awkwardness consequences, I must frantically hook up with everyone while there’s still a chance.
    With no sense of urgency, these things are wicked lame and don’t work.

  2. Anonymous

    If anybody could request anybody at anytime, it would just be another wesmatch (which failed miserably) or the acb crushlist (honestly, has that worked for anyone?)

    the whole point of wesscam/senior week hookups is the sense of occasion, the holy-crap we’re all leaving in a week, there are no awkwardness consequences, I must frantically hook up with everyone while there’s still a chance.
    With no sense of urgency, these things are wicked lame and don’t work.

  3. Anonymous

    Should allow underclassmen to request seniors but not each other, and seniors to request anybody.

  4. Anonymous

    Should allow underclassmen to request seniors but not each other, and seniors to request anybody.

  5. Anonymous

    this is dumb that this is for seniors only. there are underclassmen here during senior week as well.

  6. Anonymous

    this is dumb that this is for seniors only. there are underclassmen here during senior week as well.

  7. Anonymous

    yeah if they wait until may 15th, most of the underclassmen trying to hook up with these seniors will be gone… meaning this will only reinforce a forever missed chance at a hook up

  8. Anonymous

    yeah if they wait until may 15th, most of the underclassmen trying to hook up with these seniors will be gone… meaning this will only reinforce a forever missed chance at a hook up

  9. Anonymous

    It should let you know immediately if you showed up on someone’s list that you have on on your list. I don’t get why it waits until May 15th.

  10. Anonymous

    It should let you know immediately if you showed up on someone’s list that you have on on your list. I don’t get why it waits until May 15th.

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