Conservative Magazine “Wesleyan Witness”, On Stands Today

witnesscover2The Wesleyan Witness, a political magazine spearheaded by everybody’s favorite campus ideologue Mytheos Holt ’10, is out with its latest issue today (Tuesday the 28th).

Here’s his preview of what to expect:

You may recall the old saying “Don’t judge a book by its cover”? This issue will test precisely how many of you actually paid attention to that injunction, as despite the flattering picture of President Obama on the cover, we very much make it our mission in this issue to tear this false Messiah off his cross of clout. And this time, there will be no resurrection.

If you ever wanted to know why Obama’s cult of hero-worship spells death for dissent, or why Obama’s administration is a fatal misstep on the part of liberals everywhere, or even how the Witness responded to our first-ever Letter to the Editor (which you can submit right now at wesleyan.witness@yahoo), you will want to pick this up. We look forward to the debate.

It’s nice to hear other opinions! And Mytheos has a sense of humor, so this could be interesting.

34 thoughts on “Conservative Magazine “Wesleyan Witness”, On Stands Today

  1. 05 alum

    Obama, or as I prefer to call him, Oblowme, makes me want to hurl. I am happily shocked to find that not every student at Wes is buying into his bs.

  2. 05 alum

    Obama, or as I prefer to call him, Oblowme, makes me want to hurl. I am happily shocked to find that not every student at Wes is buying into his bs.

  3. Anonymous

    I’m going to change my name to “Apollos Dunready” and then write lots of long, poorly written rambles with unclear theses. Maybe then people will like me.

  4. Anonymous

    I’m going to change my name to “Apollos Dunready” and then write lots of long, poorly written rambles with unclear theses. Maybe then people will like me.

  5. Anonymous

    Those taglines really jump out as appealing to the curious reader who wants a balanced alternative viewpoint

  6. Anonymous

    Those taglines really jump out as appealing to the curious reader who wants a balanced alternative viewpoint

  7. Anonymous

    haha seriously. princeton and their old boys’ network would’ve been a perfect fit for him

  8. Anonymous

    haha seriously. princeton and their old boys’ network would’ve been a perfect fit for him

  9. Anonymous

    I’m all for ideological diversity, but doesn’t this kid seem like one of the most obvious Ivy League rejects ever?

  10. Anonymous

    I’m all for ideological diversity, but doesn’t this kid seem like one of the most obvious Ivy League rejects ever?

  11. Anonymous

    this issue is a bit better than the first (i guess its less terribly written) but its just the same recycled fox news shit. at least take on a different issue or something!

  12. Anonymous

    this issue is a bit better than the first (i guess its less terribly written) but its just the same recycled fox news shit. at least take on a different issue or something!

  13. Anonymous

    #1, I think he did it because it allows him the opportunity for real debate with people who hold intelligent but different views from his own. I’m happy to have a conservative minority on campus (it makes things interesting), as long as it stays a minority.

  14. Anonymous

    #1, I think he did it because it allows him the opportunity for real debate with people who hold intelligent but different views from his own. I’m happy to have a conservative minority on campus (it makes things interesting), as long as it stays a minority.

  15. Anonymous

    hahahaha, i love how riled up i can get people by making a comment like i did to start this conversation. #2 and #4, i can’t believe you guys actually took that seriously. kkk camp? did wesleyan lose its sense of humor? #3 shows they did not. but i still love how pissed off people get by reading a comment to a blog that’s clearly ridiculous

  16. Anonymous

    hahahaha, i love how riled up i can get people by making a comment like i did to start this conversation. #2 and #4, i can’t believe you guys actually took that seriously. kkk camp? did wesleyan lose its sense of humor? #3 shows they did not. but i still love how pissed off people get by reading a comment to a blog that’s clearly ridiculous

  17. Anonymous

    is this online? or is there a PDF? i’d love to check this out but i’m not on campus anymore.

  18. Anonymous

    is this online? or is there a PDF? i’d love to check this out but i’m not on campus anymore.

  19. Anonymous

    @ #1: Go fuck yourself. You are truly a pathetic and worthless human being if you can’t stand living with ONE vocal conservative on campus. So much for liberal tolerance and diversity, huh? Oh yeah, I forgot, we are supposed to celebrate all diversity except IDEOLOGICAL diversity. You and your ilk are a disgrace to Wesleyan.

  20. Anonymous

    @ #1: Go fuck yourself. You are truly a pathetic and worthless human being if you can’t stand living with ONE vocal conservative on campus. So much for liberal tolerance and diversity, huh? Oh yeah, I forgot, we are supposed to celebrate all diversity except IDEOLOGICAL diversity. You and your ilk are a disgrace to Wesleyan.

  21. Anonymous

    wrong… the day we really get into trouble is the day Apophis, aka 2004 MN4, hits the Earth in 2036…

  22. Anonymous

    wrong… the day we really get into trouble is the day Apophis, aka 2004 MN4, hits the Earth in 2036…

  23. Registered Independent

    Wesleyan supposedly prides itself on celebrating diversity. You might not share Mytheos’ beliefs, you might even hate them. However, he has every right to be here and express those opinions (much in the same way you have those rights). The day we shut out all dissenting voices is the day we really get into trouble.

  24. Registered Independent

    Wesleyan supposedly prides itself on celebrating diversity. You might not share Mytheos’ beliefs, you might even hate them. However, he has every right to be here and express those opinions (much in the same way you have those rights). The day we shut out all dissenting voices is the day we really get into trouble.

  25. Anonymous

    why the fuck did Mytheos ever choose to go to Wesleyan? it’s like a catholic going to Shabbat services and telling everyone they’re wrong. maybe you don’t agree, but go to your own fucking school. i think bob jones university will match your views on race and society. or maybe the kkk camp in wallingford

  26. Anonymous

    why the fuck did Mytheos ever choose to go to Wesleyan? it’s like a catholic going to Shabbat services and telling everyone they’re wrong. maybe you don’t agree, but go to your own fucking school. i think bob jones university will match your views on race and society. or maybe the kkk camp in wallingford

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