GQ magazine posted an amusing alternative to the Newsweek college rankings: America’s 25 Douchiest Colleges. Brown University takes the top spot, in the category of “The ‘Peace Sign on My Mom’s 7 Series’ Douche,” with Oberlin, RISD, Duke, Reed, Bard and Wesleyan as honorable mentions in the category.
Vassar and Amherst once again beat us in the rankings — they win “#22: the womyn douche” and “#7: the ‘I Went to a Small liberal-arts College in Massachusetts’ Douche”, respectively. The complete list is here.
[Thanks to EunHye Lee ’07 for the tip].
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amen #8… it was still funny though… in a douchey type of way
amen #8… it was still funny though… in a douchey type of way
@8
Truth. But still sort of funny. Sort of…
@8
Truth. But still sort of funny. Sort of…
The real douche is GQ for printing this philistine trash.
The real douche is GQ for printing this philistine trash.
So basically all competitive schools are filled with douches?
So basically all competitive schools are filled with douches?
oh, good point. I would venture a guess that their douchbaggery reaches beyond a simple categorization. They can fill any niche in the douchebag lineup with ease, such is the breadth of their douche.
-#4
oh, good point. I would venture a guess that their douchbaggery reaches beyond a simple categorization. They can fill any niche in the douchebag lineup with ease, such is the breadth of their douche.
-#4
Oh, I know. I just can’t figure out why it’s ranked in the same category as Wes, Brown, Reed, Bard, and Oberlin. Seems out of place.
–#3
Oh, I know. I just can’t figure out why it’s ranked in the same category as Wes, Brown, Reed, Bard, and Oberlin. Seems out of place.
–#3
have you ever met anyone who goes to duke? or seen their basketball team?
unbelievable douchebags. and not in the joking way.
have you ever met anyone who goes to duke? or seen their basketball team?
unbelievable douchebags. and not in the joking way.
Why the hell is Duke an honorable mention for #1?
Why the hell is Duke an honorable mention for #1?
vassar… womyn’s college
hahahah.. all the womyn who go to vassar must have hidden vaginas
vassar… womyn’s college
hahahah.. all the womyn who go to vassar must have hidden vaginas
I’ve never been so proud
I’ve never been so proud