Sex Party 2009: Pulling Out of A Rack

The Eclectic Society presents Sex Party 2009 – Pulling out of A Rack.

In a call for peace and understanding, we want you all to come out and make love, not war. Join us in creating a symphony of cries for freedom, and exhalations of triumph.

If you want to play the game, then you have to follow the rules for Saturday, September 19th from 10PM to 2AM:

a) We know you kids are all perpetually parched, but NO CONTAINERS allowed inside the house.
b) You must buy tickets in advance – sold Wednesday, Thursday, and Friday, during both lunch and dinner, at Usdan.
c) No re-entry! You cannot leave and return, even if you have been marked as a paid ticket holder.
d) Without a ticket and valid WesID, you can’t fight the good fight, so be sure to bring both to the door.

Sincerely,
Phi Nu Theta

For some context, here are the gems of previous years’ Sex Party ads. Get your tickets quick frosh, this will sell out.

Date: Saturday, Sept. 19
Time: 10:00 PM – 2:00 AM
Place: Eclectic
Cost: $6

17 thoughts on “Sex Party 2009: Pulling Out of A Rack

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  2. Sara

    Yeah, I have a meeting from 12-1 tomorrow and will not be able to make it to dinner. Is there any chance someone might be selling tickets before noon?

  3. Sara

    Yeah, I have a meeting from 12-1 tomorrow and will not be able to make it to dinner. Is there any chance someone might be selling tickets before noon?

  4. agnostic

    as a practising jew, how you gonna reconcile your faith with attending a debauched sex party? clearly you’re already wiling to engage in some moral compromise, why not go further and just do both the Sex Party and your Rosh Hashanah things?

    or choose one, don’t bitch about Eclectic of all places failing to accommodate your religion.

  5. agnostic

    as a practising jew, how you gonna reconcile your faith with attending a debauched sex party? clearly you’re already wiling to engage in some moral compromise, why not go further and just do both the Sex Party and your Rosh Hashanah things?

    or choose one, don’t bitch about Eclectic of all places failing to accommodate your religion.

  6. disgruntled jew

    Why the hell would Eclectic choose to have this during Rosh Hashanah? Just wait one weekend! Really sucks for all the Jews on campus, which also happens to be about half of us…

  7. disgruntled jew

    Why the hell would Eclectic choose to have this during Rosh Hashanah? Just wait one weekend! Really sucks for all the Jews on campus, which also happens to be about half of us…

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