Porn and Milkshakes @ ADP

MilkshakeLadyDavid ’11 has a creative writeup to tell you about this semester’s Porn and Milkshakes at Alpha Delt:

There have been many great combinations throughout the years: peanut butter and jelly, coffee and cream, jalapeno cheddar combos and zesty salsa tortilla combos. But one delicious combination that has probably never crossed your palette is pornography and milkshakes. Yes, the creamy, frothy, deliciously sweet treat shared by young steadies after a sock-hop, and milkshakes, which are also pretty yummy. So come one, come all, come watch people come extravagantly excessive amounts (on the screen), at Porn and Milkshakes, this Wednesday, at Alpha Delta Phi.

What: Porn and Milkshakes
Where: Alpha Delt
When: Wednesday from 8-10(ish)

30 thoughts on “Porn and Milkshakes @ ADP

  1. anonymous

    OMG, it’s like so funny that they’re having porn and milkshakes, because porn is like, so dirty and milkshakes are all wholesome. Can you believe how out there ADP is to have an event like this? I for one will not be missing out on this ironic evening.

  2. anonymous

    OMG, it’s like so funny that they’re having porn and milkshakes, because porn is like, so dirty and milkshakes are all wholesome. Can you believe how out there ADP is to have an event like this? I for one will not be missing out on this ironic evening.

  3. anonymous

    OMG, it’s like so funny that they’re having porn and milkshakes, because porn is like, so dirty and milkshakes are all wholesome. Can you believe how out there ADP is to have an event like this? I for one will not be missing out on this ironic evening.

  4. anonymous

    OMG, it’s like so funny that they’re having porn and milkshakes, because porn is like, so dirty and milkshakes are all wholesome. Can you believe how out there ADP is to have an event like this? I for one will not be missing out on this ironic evening.

  5. anonymous

    @1: Yes! The porn and the milkshakes will be happening in separate rooms. You may enjoy one or both of these things.

  6. anonymous

    @1: Yes! The porn and the milkshakes will be happening in separate rooms. You may enjoy one or both of these things.

  7. anonymous

    @1: Yes! The porn and the milkshakes will be happening in separate rooms. You may enjoy one or both of these things.

  8. anonymous

    @1: Yes! The porn and the milkshakes will be happening in separate rooms. You may enjoy one or both of these things.

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