College Confidential: “Do the girls shave?”

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From Wesleyan’s College Confidential page comes a glimpse of what really matters to anxious prefrosh. A poster by the username of whatwhaaat poses one age-old question: do the girls shave? Do your part, people; help him decide if Wes is the right fit:

Hey everybody. I’m a prospective student at Wesleyan, and I was just wondering how the girls are.

I mean, no offense, but I was on **************.com and it said they were pretty bad, and never shaved. And some people have reiterated that notion.

I’m the type of person that would want to date a girl in college, and is in to hot girls. (AKA I’m a guy.) Are there lots of hot girls at Wesleyan? Lots of girls that shave armpits?

I’m basing my current perception off of some BS on **************.com, so I’d love for someone to reshape it.

Hmm. Maybe this is a subject all you tour guides should be covering  more thoroughly?

22 thoughts on “College Confidential: “Do the girls shave?”

  1. Student

    I like this school But, if you are expecting hot, cool gals this is not the school. The NE is full of uptight feminazis with hippy bushes. The women on the east coast will not give you the time of day, unless your a WASP with a rich dad!

    If you want hot women, go to college in the south or SoCal! The women are just as smart……but are hot, fun and twice as likely to felate you!

  2. Student

    I like this school But, if you are expecting hot, cool gals this is not the school. The NE is full of uptight feminazis with hippy bushes. The women on the east coast will not give you the time of day, unless your a WASP with a rich dad!

    If you want hot women, go to college in the south or SoCal! The women are just as smart……but are hot, fun and twice as likely to felate you!

  3. anon

    As a tour guide, I find it offensive that you should even mention tour guides addressing such a ludicrous claim.
    Why would you even publicize this post? How does it help anyone to post such a narrow-minded simply “dick” post?

  4. anon

    As a tour guide, I find it offensive that you should even mention tour guides addressing such a ludicrous claim.
    Why would you even publicize this post? How does it help anyone to post such a narrow-minded simply “dick” post?

  5. anon

    I don’t want this person at my school. He should apply to UCLA.
    -woman who shaves, is hot, and would never date someone who cared that much about what I do with my hair

  6. anon

    I don’t want this person at my school. He should apply to UCLA.
    -woman who shaves, is hot, and would never date someone who cared that much about what I do with my hair

  7. anonymous

    Dear prefrosh,

    No. The women here do not shave. They also do not want you here. Do not come to this school.

    Love,
    Unshaven

  8. anonymous

    Dear prefrosh,

    No. The women here do not shave. They also do not want you here. Do not come to this school.

    Love,
    Unshaven

  9. alumna '07

    um… rather than address the question, let me just give this kid some advice. while clearly you would benefit a great deal from spending some time at wes broadening your extremely narrow views, if the shaving habits of the female students are your main concern apply to schools that are more likely to cater to your desires. the women of wes are gorgeous and strong, they will chew you up and spit you out before you know what hit you.

  10. alumna '07

    um… rather than address the question, let me just give this kid some advice. while clearly you would benefit a great deal from spending some time at wes broadening your extremely narrow views, if the shaving habits of the female students are your main concern apply to schools that are more likely to cater to your desires. the women of wes are gorgeous and strong, they will chew you up and spit you out before you know what hit you.

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