Since this morning’s campus-wide email, we haven’t received more official news of the status of PAC’s missing table. This is a dire situation. That table really tied the room together, and without it there’s a serious dearth of surface, according to the administration:
The table is essential for the instructors using the room, as there is no other surface on which to place their books, papers or the lectern. … Our suspicion is that it might have been borrowed by a student or group of students, perhaps for a Halloween party.
Essential though Halloween beirut tournaments are, ECON 110 can’t have lecture notes lying all over the floor. We’re waiting with bated breath for the table to, ahem, resurface.