CAMPUS WIDE ALERT: TABLE STOLEN AT PAC

If you haven’t seen your email yet, a table was stolen from PAC. On a personal note, this tragedy absolutely slays me and I have to wonder why the Wesleyan public isn’t more alarmed.

18 thoughts on “CAMPUS WIDE ALERT: TABLE STOLEN AT PAC

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  3. culprit

    yo–

    i helped someone move the table from PAC 002 into PAC 001 on thursday at like 8:00 for a lecture or something of the sort. there’s a table in PAC 002 now, so i assume they found it.

  4. culprit

    yo–

    i helped someone move the table from PAC 002 into PAC 001 on thursday at like 8:00 for a lecture or something of the sort. there’s a table in PAC 002 now, so i assume they found it.

  5. Anon

    another couple hundred Wes has to shell out for a new table. and people BITCH and COMPLAIN about other things being cut due to the endowment crisis… how about stop fucking stealing TABLES? or stop getting PISS ASS DRUNK and then stealing them

    yeesh

  6. Anon

    another couple hundred Wes has to shell out for a new table. and people BITCH and COMPLAIN about other things being cut due to the endowment crisis… how about stop fucking stealing TABLES? or stop getting PISS ASS DRUNK and then stealing them

    yeesh

  7. second voice of reason

    stop bitching about getting a stupid email. it makes us all look like ridiculous assholes. dumb stunts like stealing a table and then complaining about a simple notification are what give Wes people the reputation of rich, self-entitled idiots who think we can do no wrong and deserve no punishment.

  8. second voice of reason

    stop bitching about getting a stupid email. it makes us all look like ridiculous assholes. dumb stunts like stealing a table and then complaining about a simple notification are what give Wes people the reputation of rich, self-entitled idiots who think we can do no wrong and deserve no punishment.

  9. voice of reason

    well, this is the kind of stupid shit we shouldn’t have happening on campus. Everyone does realize that they’ll need another table and that money has to come from somewhere, right? This is why we can’t have nicer things on this campus – because some fucktard will steal it or mess it up or in someway ruin it for everyone.

  10. voice of reason

    well, this is the kind of stupid shit we shouldn’t have happening on campus. Everyone does realize that they’ll need another table and that money has to come from somewhere, right? This is why we can’t have nicer things on this campus – because some fucktard will steal it or mess it up or in someway ruin it for everyone.

  11. anonymous

    I can’t believe an all-campus email about this stupid table was sent out.. what is it 5th century rosewood or something? That was serious spam, and one wonders why a select few read the all-campus emails..

  12. anonymous

    I can’t believe an all-campus email about this stupid table was sent out.. what is it 5th century rosewood or something? That was serious spam, and one wonders why a select few read the all-campus emails..

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