CAMPUS UPDATE: TABLE SNAFU STILL UNRESOLVED

Still no word from the administration on the status of the missing table from PAC 002, although Wesleying has heard a number of unconfirmed rumors that the table has been found. One brave pseudonymous commenter posting as “culprit” owned up to the deed:

i helped someone move the table from PAC 002 into PAC 001 on thursday at like 8:00 for a lecture or something of the sort. there’s a table in PAC 002 now, so i assume they found it.

False confession or truthful owning-up? Analysts doubting “culprit’s” veracity have pointed to hir spotty use of capitalization as evidence of foul play. No one knows for sure.

I can confirm the presence of a table in PAC 002 as of this afternoon. But who knows whether it was the original, rightful console or an emergency replacement? The possibility of theft is not off the table.

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