“College Freshman Makes Triumphant Return to High School”

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With Thanksgiving Break just around the corner, this Onion piece seems oddly relevant:

“Some of the kids who don’t know who I am will probably just think I’m some hip, young teacher,” the returning hero said as he was repeatedly pushed aside by a crowd of students rushing to get to class. “And I bet those who do know me will be shocked at how much taller and more mature I look. Some of them might even flip out.’

“For one thing, I didn’t have this bad boy back then,” added Doyle, tracing his finger along a finely bearded jawline.

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