Vote Rowan S ’11 for SBC

Rowan S ’11 writes…

Rohan

Hey there, Wesleyan: VOTE FOR ROWAN!

WSA elections are open and you should all head over to the voting website.

Here’s why you should vote for me:

Nvidia.
Chesapeake Energy Corporation.
General Electric.
One clusterfuck of an economy.

Sum them up and you get the Wall Street mess that helped me double my bank account in less than one year. My point(besides shameless self call)? I know how to allocate funds to make the best of any situation.

As a member of Shakti—the group that plans Samsara—I have direct experience with the SBC funding process. In fact, I’ve already approached the WSA with ideas to help fund student groups. I believe we need to make it easier for student groups to access allocated funds after they have met with the SBC. Elect me to the SBC and I will not only improve the funding process but also improve access to allocated funds!

I am going to work the numbers so hard your student group will be drowning in golden SBC splooge! I will bring results!

Click here to VOTE ROWAN S’11 FOR THE SBC!!

19 thoughts on “Vote Rowan S ’11 for SBC

  1. Hmm

    Does anyone else find the idea of being cummed on as a result of Rowan’s (proverbial) sexual services to be a completely nauseating and shallow campaign strategy? Like uncensored version of middle school “vote for me I’m cool!!!” elections. I voted for Giant Joint and Fuck General Electric.
    http://www.corpwatch.org/section.php?id=16

  2. Hmm

    Does anyone else find the idea of being cummed on as a result of Rohan’s (proverbial) sexual services to be a completely nauseating and shallow campaign strategy? Like uncensored version of middle school “vote for me I’m cool!!!” elections. I voted for Giant Joint and Fuck General Electric.
    http://www.corpwatch.org/section.php?id=16

  3. wut

    A lot of Wes students “care this much to campaign and make a difference”. If all of them thought they were important enough to email all of campus, you’d be complaining, too.

    Luckily only this jerk Rowan was presumptuous enough to think his jerkwater bid for the SBC merited emailing all of campus.

  4. giant joint

    fuck this shit. giant joint is your true campus rep. vote GIANT JOINT for wsa write-in candidate. (big spliff for VP!)

  5. giant joint

    fuck this shit. giant joint is your true campus rep. vote GIANT JOINT for wsa write-in candidate. (big spliff for VP!)

  6. wut

    A lot of Wes students “care this much to campaign and make a difference”. If all of them thought they were important enough to email all of campus, you’d be complaining, too.

    Luckily only this jerk Rowan was presumptuous enough to think his jerkwater bid for the SBC merited emailing all of campus.

  7. Go Ro

    In my experience, people who think their time is so valuable that they can’t delete one fucking email take themselves way too seriously. It is awesome that Wes students care this much to campaign and make a difference for their fellow students. Rowan is by far the best candidate.

  8. anon

    In my experience, people who think that emailing all of campus is a good idea are usually pretty bad with money.

  9. anon

    In my experience, people who think that emailing all of campus is a good idea are usually pretty bad with money.

  10. Rohan Rocks

    Rohan is super awesome and very responsible and you should all vote for him!

    – Senior from last year who wishes she could vote for Rohan!

  11. Rohan Rocks

    Rohan is super awesome and very responsible and you should all vote for him!

    – Senior from last year who wishes she could vote for Rohan!

  12. M

    Go Rohan!

    Rohan will make an excellent SBC member. I’ve worked with him in econ and the kid is a funking genius with numbers.

  13. M

    Go Rohan!

    Rohan will make an excellent SBC member. I’ve worked with him in econ and the kid is a funking genius with numbers.

  14. ya

    we don’t want student groups drowning in money, we want responsible allocation of money so all groups can get some

  15. ya

    we don’t want student groups drowning in money, we want responsible allocation of money so all groups can get some

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