Jersey Shore at Beta

situationIt was only a matter of time:

Here’s the Situation, guidos and guidettes:

This Saturday night, come do some creepin’, beat up the beat, and pound Ron Ron juice till the sun comes up on the Beta boardwalk. Getcho cut the day of, hit the beds for an hour, shave right before, wear ya best Bar T, and jam out to Pauly D on the ones and twos. There will be smushing, vibing, and juicing. Rock that blowout, don’t get heated, and fa gad’s sake, don’t be a muddafuckin’ gabbage bag.

WARNING: Watch out for zoo creatures and grenades.

Facebook event.

Date: Saturday, January 23
Time: 10:00pm
Place: Beta

2 thoughts on “Jersey Shore at Beta

  1. whatshername

    Wow, they managed to work in almost every Jersey Shore-ism into that event description. And it’s so clearly written by a JS fan of the male persuasion. We need JWowwwwwww to rectify this.

  2. whatshername

    Wow, they managed to work in almost every Jersey Shore-ism into that event description. And it’s so clearly written by a JS fan of the male persuasion. We need JWowwwwwww to rectify this.

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