It’s gone too far. Giant Joint has to be stopped.
ALMOST EVERY TIME I HAVE EVER SMOKED MARIJUANA IT HAS GIVEN ME PANIC ATTACKS. I HAVE NOT SMOKED IT IN COLLEGE. IT SCARES ME THAT WE ARE ON THE VERGE OF ELECTING A GIANT JOINT AS PRESIDENT, INDEED IT SHAKES ME TO THE VERY CORE OF MY THC-FREE SKELETON. GIANT JOINT IS A BAD PERSON. BAD BAD SCARY BAD.
jkjkjk, (well sort of)… I just wanted some kind of excuse to present two equally vitriolic viewpoints that in their tension and juxtaposition somehow elevate me to a level of fair&balancedness. AHEM (also word to everything the MC said below. I’m just fatigued enough that I am clogging the tubez of the hatestorm out of spite)