Totally Appropriate Vicious Electoral Attack

It’s gone too far. Giant Joint has to be stopped.
ALMOST EVERY TIME I HAVE EVER SMOKED MARIJUANA IT HAS GIVEN ME PANIC ATTACKS. I HAVE NOT SMOKED IT IN COLLEGE. IT SCARES ME THAT WE ARE ON THE VERGE OF ELECTING A GIANT JOINT AS PRESIDENT, INDEED IT SHAKES ME TO THE VERY CORE OF MY THC-FREE SKELETON. GIANT JOINT IS A BAD PERSON. BAD BAD SCARY BAD.

jkjkjk, (well sort of)… I just wanted some kind of excuse to present two equally vitriolic viewpoints that in their tension and juxtaposition somehow elevate me to a level of fair&balancedness. AHEM (also word to everything the MC said below. I’m just fatigued enough that I am clogging the tubez of the hatestorm out of spite)

4 thoughts on “Totally Appropriate Vicious Electoral Attack

  1. Noa

    Well, we were hoping to publish all the statements in one post, but didn’t hold it together this time around.

  2. Noa

    Well, we were hoping to publish all the statements in one post, but didn’t hold it together this time around.

  3. Midd Kid

    I wish I never would have voted for Micah!!!!! Having said that, you guys should have an editorial policy not to publish anything about the election next year. This has gotten tiresome

  4. Midd Kid

    I wish I never would have voted for Micah!!!!! Having said that, you guys should have an editorial policy not to publish anything about the election next year. This has gotten tiresome

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