It’s the event you have all been Waiting (In Line) for…THE A CAPPELLA EVENT OF THE CENTURY!!!
Come have the experience of a lifetime. Tea and crumpets will not be served, but a big heaping helping of jams will.
Black tie is o
ptional. Attendance isn’t.
CAST OF CHARACTERS:
Michael “If you make another sandwich joke I’m quitting” Sandwick ’11
Ala “Hasn’t seen Star Wars, but fakes it well” Faller ’12
Will “Chubby tween on the scene” Feinstein ’13
Sammy “BJ lips” Pearlman ’11
Carolyn “Sound effects” Mortell ’12
Ross “Liquid hot smegma” Shenker ’11
Hannah “Brogel” Vogel ’13
Alex “X-FACTOR!” Miller ’12
Nic “No really, we do like your dancing” Wilder ’11
Rachel “Please don’t graduate!” Carpman ’10
Ginah “So whacha think about that?” Kim ’13
Christine “Clutchin on this lube and roses” Treuhold ’13
Jake “Allstar/Rockstar” Blumenthal ’13
DISCLAIMER:
Read this list: Penis, kielbasa, lamppost, member, gigglestick, doggy style, blue balls, fuck, preparation H, smegma.
If you were offended by any of these words, this may not be the event for you.
Date: Monday May 10th
Time: 7:30PM
Place: Beckham Hall (Fayerweather)
Cost: Free as always!
Love it! I will BE there.
Love it! I will BE there.