Waiting In Line Presents: The Bitchin’ Beckham Hall Ball

It’s the event you have all been Waiting (In Line) for…THE A CAPPELLA EVENT OF THE CENTURY!!!

Come have the experience of a lifetime. Tea and crumpets will not be served, but a big heaping helping of jams will.

Black tie is optional. Attendance isn’t.

CAST OF CHARACTERS:
Michael “If you make another sandwich joke I’m quitting” Sandwick ’11
Ala
Hasn’t seen Star Wars, but fakes it well” Faller ’12
Will
“Chubby tween on the scene” Feinstein ’13
Sammy
BJ lips” Pearlman ’11
Carolyn
Sound effects” Mortell ’12
Ross
Liquid hot smegma” Shenker ’11
Hannah
Brogel” Vogel ’13
Alex
X-FACTOR!” Miller ’12
Nic
No really, we do like your dancing” Wilder ’11
Rachel
Please don’t graduate!” Carpman ’10
Ginah
So whacha think about that?” Kim ’13
Christine
Clutchin on this lube and roses” Treuhold ’13
Jake
Allstar/Rockstar” Blumenthal ’13

DISCLAIMER:
Read this list: Penis, kielbasa, lamppost, member, gigglestick, doggy style, blue balls, fuck, preparation H, smegma.
If you were offended by any of these words, this may not be the event for you.

Date: Monday May 10th
Time: 7:30PM
Place: Beckham Hall (Fayerweather)
Cost: Free as always!

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