How to make the world a better place


Yup. (thx, internet)

ALSO: CAN PSAFE PLEASE NOT BE PUSTULE-INFESTED AUTHORITARIAN GOBLIN COCKS ABOUT KICKING PEOPLE OUT OF COMPUTER LABS AT WHICH THEY ARE WORKING? WE’LL BE GONE SOON, WE PROMISE, WE’RE JUST TRYING TO, YOU KNOW, DO OUR FUCKING SCHOOL WORK.

25 thoughts on “How to make the world a better place

  1. braillizard

    Wait, if I kill myself, I get straight A’s? I have no roommate. I could effect some kind of identity-schism and kill one of myself, tyler durden style? which one of me dies? what the fuck are you talking about.
    the only way to save mocon is to have one last hurrah. Some kind of tribal rave, a rhythmic beating of fists against windows, hearts against reality, feet against linoleum — not with rage, but with love.
    Then, and only then, the flying saucer will take off.

    First, though, apparently I need to kill one of myselves?

    *(wtf matt?)*

  2. braillizard

    Wait, if I kill myself, I get straight A’s? I have no roommate. I could effect some kind of identity-schism and kill one of myself, tyler durden style? which one of me dies? what the fuck are you talking about.
    the only way to save mocon is to have one last hurrah. Some kind of tribal rave, a rhythmic beating of fists against windows, hearts against reality, feet against linoleum — not with rage, but with love.
    Then, and only then, the flying saucer will take off.

    First, though, apparently I need to kill one of myselves?

    *(wtf matt?)*

  3. Matthew Weiner

    if braille off hirself, their roommate receives straight A’s.

    SAVE MoCon!

    1. Braille Post author

      OH I’M SORRY, “THE INTERNET” WASN’T SPECIFIC ENOUGH, I HAD TO PINPOINT THE LINK AGGREGATOR THAT SOMEONE LINKED ME THROUGH, OH NOES I DIDN’T ATTRIBUTE MY SOURCES, HONOR BOARD INCOMING

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