“Harvard is proud to honor the tremendous merits of Adderall, without which many of you would not be sitting here today,” Faust said in her opening address to the nearly 1,900 unblinking and intensely focused students receiving their diplomas. “I don’t think I’m exaggerating matters when I say that Adderall has been an inspiration to us all.”
The psychologically addictive drug then received resounding applause from the assembled graduates, with many jumping to their feet, clapping in near unison for 25 straight minutes, temporarily forgetting where they were, and then grinding their teeth in celebration of the well-deserved honor.
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adderall is an amzingly great and addictive drug. without it i would prolly go insane
A lot of my friends use adderall if they procrastinate too much, lol
A lot of my friends use adderall if they procrastinate too much, lol
this is kind of realistic
this is kind of realistic
this is dumb
this is dumb