Because they are the standards by which everyone should choose their college, here is how we ranked in the 2011 edition of the Princeton Review Best Colleges:
We essentially did worse in every category we were ranked in last year. The only improvement comes in “Best College Theater,” where we squeezed in this year after not being ranked at all among the top 20 last year.
To be honest, the Princeton Review is insulting us. They’re calling us mainstream. Look at the categories where we’re no longer ranked:
- Birkenstock Wearing, Tree-Hugging, Clove-Smoking Vegetarians (although PETA ranked us the #1 Vegetarian friendly school)
- Reefer Madness (although Middletown blames us for being ranked as a pot-lovin’ city)
- Least Religious Students (Think about this before you consider going to Sunday services again.)
- Most Liberal Students (although a Tea Party speaker went as far as to single us out at their convention…Blame Mytheos?)
Pretty soon, the Tea Party fanatics are going to be sending their kids here instead of dissing us at their conventions, the renovated Squash Courts building will be renamed for Sarah Palin, and the free New York Times copies will be replaced with free Fox News Channel subscriptions. Hellooo Glen Beck!
Okay, maybe the Princeton Review doesn’t matter, but let’s Keep Wes Weird anyway folks.