So you’re stressed out studying for your big neuro test tomorrow (and/or just looking for some comic relief). Why don’t you figure out what [hipster] stereotype you fall under. 5 points for each friend you correctly label.
The subsequent hybrids that will inevitably result are pretty amusing:
Passion Pit+Justice: Bros who have tried to grow a mustache while trying to have sex with their girlfriends.
Yeah Yeah Yeahs+Girls: Haters of phonies but gotta love dem Vans (regardless if you skate or not).
But the real question is, what does Michael Roth fall under? (50 points)
P.S. This post was written while listening to “Beast Rest Forth Mouth“, but apparently that one was too difficult to figure out.