Fall Foliage

So you all have probably noticed the changing foliage around campus. Possibly upon arrival to Wes today from break you were so bewildered by the rapid appearance of fall that the crunching of the leaves didn’t bother you as much as normal. Whatever the circumstances that brought about the realization, your friends at Wesleying are here to report to you that indeed, fall has arrived!

As Alex Ray ’13 phrased it in a colorful text message earlier today: “The long dick of Autumn has jizzed all over the face, hair and lower back of campus.” Enjoy the beautiful pictures of the changing leaves! (Not pictured: long dick of Autumn.) Keep up the competitive academic dynamic of Wes and try to see how many places you can identify.

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6 thoughts on “Fall Foliage

  1. guessing

    1. Usdan
    2. ?
    3. Fauver
    4. ?
    5. ?
    6. Woodframe on Lawn behind the Science Tower
    7. Backyard of Anthropology
    8. High Street near the Butts
    9. ?
    10. Hewitt
    11. Davison Art Center Courtyard
    12. More high Street
    13. ?
    14. More High Street. Near the Romance Languages building.

  2. John "Fuck off, asshat" Doe

    1-5. Fuck these stupid pictures.
    6. The house next to the path to enter Exley from behind (much in the same manner I entered your mother from behind last night).
    7. Up your fucking asshole.
    8. The view across High Street, opposite Butt B. Pretty near to Shit-in-this House. Oops, I mean Outhouse. Fuck you.
    9. Sucking a fat cock at the path by the observatory. Behind the trees are Foss Hill’s “No one gives a shit about the” Nics.
    10. More of the most fucking worthless dorms in existence. Jesus Christ.
    11. Who gives a flying fuck about this stupid corner I’ve jizzed in countless times. Also, I took a shit into that pot just before I threw it at a stupid fucking freshman.
    12. Oh wow, I’m outside Psi U talking on the phone to my friends so I can let them in the party! Oh wait, I’m just engaging in furious autofellatio in broad daylight. My bad!
    13-14. You can suck my shit-crusted, puckered asshole if you think I’m going to waste my time on more of your inane shit.

    P.S. Go fuck yourself!

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