Giant Joint is not a myth; I have seen it.

I know what you're thinking, but this isn't from a Michael Bay movie.

Giant Joint, perennial WSA candidate, has gone on the road, dropping in on Tijuana. Weighing in at 150 tons and composed of 15,300 bricks, Mexican authorities were unable to resist burning ze in a two day long smoke filled bacchanalia. Ze is now slumbering in Valhalla, preparing for Ragnarök waiting for the next election to grace us with its presence.

3 thoughts on “Giant Joint is not a myth; I have seen it.

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  2. queer student

    Note on the grammatically correct use of gender-neutral pronouns: the subject is “ze” and the object and the possessive are “hir.” This means that “burning ze” is like saying “burning he” rather than “burning him.” Therefore, this should say “Mexican authorities were unable to resist burning hir in a two day long smoke filled bacchanalia.

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