The year is 1977. Welcome to Studio 54, New York City’s center for celebrity, scandal, miscellaneous substances, bathtubs, the occasional orgy, and of course… some good fucking disco beats. Anybody who’s anybody is there… this club is wild, nay…it’s off the hook and it’s coming to Psi U. That’s right. For one night, Studio 54 will be taking over the Wesleyan party scene in a huge way. And rather than allowing only the biggest name celebs around, you all are invited!!! I know… it’s awesome.
So get yourselves over to Psi U this Saturday, and remember to throw on your best 70s outfit and get in free ($2 at the door otherwise). Dress like a celebrity and you may get a high five. Show up early! Show up late! Bring a date! (Consent isn’t consent unless it’s enthusiastic,) and as always, show up ready to dance, grind, and do your best to not contain yourself.
And for those of you who aren’t confident in your dancing abilities, just remember that disco was created by people like you.
Date: Dec. 4 – Dec. 5
Time: 9:30 PM – 1:00 AM
Place: Psi Upsilon
Potential Gains: Fame, infamy, and the occasional orgy