Did you know that baking bread is a universal sign of peace? Neither did I, but today’s procrastination tip is pacifist as fuck: a blog devoted entirely to pictures of celebrities made out of bread. In its own words, “Bread People is a service that provides pictures of bread celebrities for you to look at.” Also, FAQz:
Q: Where do Bread People live?
A: The Planet Starchia
Q: What are the types of bread people?
A: There are many ‘families’ of bread people. However, there are two basic biological classes of bread people: Carbcranials (Bread Heads) and Carbcorpus(Bread Bodies).
This is what Tumblr was made for, people. Personal favorites include “David Hasselzopf,” “Sourdoughbama,” and “Ed Bagely, Jr.” You could probably also consider this an entry in our loosely defined “Things That Have No Relevance To Your Life” series.