If you’re still working, please accept my sincerest condolences. It gets better. I promise.
Please also accept today’s Procrastination Destination. It’s great. In the vein of Stuff White People Like, Things 90s Kids Realize distills the essence of a classic 90s childhood into one fantastic blog. This is the sort of site that will only make sense to our own mini-generation (say, anyone born between 1985 and 1993). Compressing an astounding amount of 90s nostalgia into one ongoing list, the site compiles such distinctly us revelations as “The All That Original Cast Is Better Than The Current Cast of SNL” and “Pizza Lunchables Were a Game Changer.” Sup, 1998?
College rules and all, but holy shit does this make me miss elementary school. In fact, it kinda puts me in the mood for . . .
Killer TOFU!
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Angelina Jolie impersonation via fat lips and a wig