- Equal opportunity, gated community, diplomatic immunitity, set the TiVo for Community; but not Outsourced, shit’s boorish and coarse
- Shoutout to Oscar Mayer Deli Fresh Turkey – I’m a trypto-fan WHAAAAT
- Catch me up in Foursquare, I’m the Mayor of Macy’s Men’s Wear, White folks always askin’ me, “Heems, Can I touch your hair?”
- I’m like a first generation Second Life second generation avatar of an avatar watching Avatar
- artisan cheeses, bipartisan jesus
- that last tweet was about obama, did you catch that?
Currently: eighteen followers. I’m thinking we can bump that to 300 by Sunday.