Apparently we didn’t distract you enough. Here are some highlights from the Valentine’s Day FaceWesbook statusphere—compiled by various Wesleying staffers, and limited to (witty? lonely? sexually frustrated?) Wes students. Enjoy . . . ?
- “_____ overslept class again cuz she set her alarm to 10 PM. BUT THAT JUST MEANS ONLY 12 HOURS LEFT OF VALENTINE’S BULLSHIT DAY LOL!” [F ’13]
- “i’m just alone on valentine’s day to be ironic” [M ’12]
- “Vday schmeday” [F ’13]
- “_____ hopes everyone has a fiscally but not sexually conservative Valentines Day
this year.” [M ’13] - “WHAT A BEAUTIFUL DAY! Valentine’s? No! A new Radiohead album!!!!” [F ’13]
- “it’s kind of ironic how i hate Valentine’s Day but i’m listening to so much
R&B… lol” [M ’12] - “Warner outside than in my house. #dudewtf Also, HAPPY VALENBRO’S DAY!” [F ’13]
- “who needs chocolate when you got a vibrator? HAPPY V-DAY EVERYONE! ? Enjoy
- yourselves some lovin’ and bangin’! ?*” [F ’11]
- “This week my radio show is for reverend of love al green! Tune in to wesufm.org from 8-9:30 to listen to tunes about love of all shapes and sizes!!!” [M ’13]
Also, special “Guess who” alumnus edition:
- “Gawker describes Kosh industries as ‘an evil mysterious Death Star-like conglomerate controlled by two unimaginably wealthy unaccountable right-wing brothers, who are evil.’ Ladies and gentlemen, I give you the greatest compliment a liberal can ever pay a conservative.” [M ’10]
Yeah, we missed some good ones. Post them in the comments. Oh, and super special Valentine’s Day FB chat bonus:
- today, after seeing a table in usdan run by [JB ’13] emblazoned with the slogan “dry humping saves lives”
- I opened my mailbox
- to see who wanted to dry hump me
- apparently it’s only the 2013 class council
- and jill morawski in the psych department
- lol
Happy 4:17 a.m.!
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I wish Jill Morawski would dry hump me…
Some people give hearts made of construction paper to their beloved. I gave mine the heart of my second-greatest nemesis, ripped from the scoundrel’s ribcage with my loving hands. Then I turned that bleeding mass of muscle and viscera into diamonds, just to show how much I care. Happy Valentine’s Day. – Theodore Broosevelt
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