As you undoubtedly have been angrily complaining to your friends, professors, and Mert at Usdan, it’s been months since we posted about the beardedness-by-major survey put out by Dan Nass ’13. “Where are the results?”, you’ve asked. “What major’s got the ruffest scruff?” “Yo Mert, who are the Beatles anyway?” “Seriously, where are the results?”
“Oh. There they are.”
Of course, there’s no way that’s the whole story. Darth Nass (who sports a full and vibrant beard himself, unsurprisingly) also included a complex virtual representation of the results organized by class year, with a special cameo from the dearly departed class of 2010.
I promise that my excitement for the ensuing flame war constructive discussion in the comments far exceeds yours. Allow me to leave you with some guiding commentary from Mr. Nass to facilitate thoughtful discourse:
Participants were asked to asses their overall beardedness on a scale from 1-5. Only majors receiving more than 5 votes were included in the graph.
STEP UP YOUR GAME, 2013.