TEACHING EVALUATIONS 90-MINUTE WARNING

Overheard @ Wes:

• “So I totally pregamed my teaching evaluations last night.”
• “Really?”
• “Yeah. Pretty sure I used the phrase ‘gross misconduct’ for my math professor.”
• “You drunkenly accused your math professor of ‘gross misconduct’? What?“
• “Wait. No. I think I said she hasn’t committed any gross misconduct.”
• “Oh. Okay.”

Officially procrastinating my teaching evaluations by reminding you to do yours. WANT 2 C UR GRADES ON TIME???? Click: EPortfolio –> My Student Portfolio –> Wesleyan Career List –> Teaching Evaluations. Ninety minutes remaining.

[Edit: you may also wish to procrastinate dem evaluashunz by browsing this Onion classic from 1996. Thanks, “cribbles.”]