Remember that time Wesleying began an entire series devoted to the illustrious accomplishments of effervescent prefrosh and changed the state of college media for now and forever? “This is stupid,” beamed one delighted reader and fan. “Unless a pre-frosh makes a fucking hot air balloon by hand and circumnavigates the globe in it, I really don’t give a shit what pre-frosh are doing.”
Finally, with great joy and warm pride, we’re thrilled to report that—
Neither do I.
But California native Theo Olesen ’15, whom I’m excited to meet in a week or less, has begun an exciting project of his own this summer. “Beautiful Swear Words,” as its title suggests, promises “a swear word a day, and shit.” For boobs, see above.
“Fun,” Olesen explains.
What’s more, the site was featured on a TV spot that aired nationally on Cartoon Network’s Adult Swim.
“I’m inspired by Michelangelo, Da Vinci, and Waka Flocka Flame,” Olesen adds via email. You can buy a BSW t-shirt here (limited time only! act now!) or submit your own swear words (drawn, undrawn, your call) here, or learn more about Olesen and his proud organ donor status here. I recommend GONADS, PECKER, PUSSY, JIZZ, and VAJAYAJY. (There is a sentence I never expected to post on the internet. I should probably go back to school now.)