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There will be Smoothies.

In case you hadn’t heard, the Wesleyan Farmers’ Market is back with a bang tomorrow despite this shitty typical Middletown weather. Yes, the Wesleyan Farmers’ Market will be taking place TOMORROW in Beckham Hall from 11 a.m. until 2 p.m. So stop by and bring your CASH.

Bon Appetit will be serving up their delicious local, organic lunch available for points with your WesID. George Hall Farm will bring the produce. Matt Cousins will bring the fresh, New England apples. Raw Youniverse will bring the organic smoothies. Um yeah, that’s right–organic smoothies. Need I say more about the market to entice you? Didn’t think so. See y’all there!

Time: 11 a.m. – 2 p.m.
Location: Beckham Hall

Onomatopoeia Auditions (they start soon!)

From Cara Tratner ’12:

We are looking for a lot of new members, so if you enjoy singing come on out to our auditions today and tomorrow (Tues & Wed) from 8-10pm in the Music Studios (in the CFA). Bring a song and a smile. Hope to see you there!

Date: TODAY Wed/tomorrow
Time: 8-10pm
Place: Music Studios (in the building with the stone archway, down the stairs*)

*I got lost in the CFA approximately 5 times as a freshperson. Hope this helps.

Slavei Auditions

Do you like singing fun, challenging music with friendly people?

Do you like learning about other cultures?

Do you wanna be like this guy?

Come audition for Slavei, Wesleyan’s oldest and only co-ed Eastern European, Georgian, Balkan, Bulgarian, Croatian, generally awesome and occasionally not actually a cappella a cappella group!

Many supras are promised! Come to the auditions to learn what a supra is!

No need to prepare a song, just come with your voice!

  • Date: Wednesday, September 7
  • Time: 4:30 PM – 6:00 PM
  • Place: Usdan 114
  • Cost: Free

VD Auditions!

From the Centers for Disease Control and Prevention:

Dear Friends, Fans, and Freshmen:

We’re looking to get even more debaucherous, which we can only do with your help! If you can sing, and if you’re funny, hey, let’s be friends! Stop by the Music Studios basement between 7 and 9 PM on Tuesday or Wednesday (we’ll be the room full of people). All you need is a song to sing and a joke or funny story to tell (or another way to make us laugh that involves neither tickling nor nitrous oxide).

Vocal Debauchery.

P.S. If, for any reason, you are unable to make the audition times, please email kfeder(at)wesleyan(dot)edu and we’ll try to make things work.

VD is:
Solomon Billinkoff ’14, Michael Deck ’14, Kenny Feder ’12, Leada Fuller ’14Chelsea Goldsmith ’13, Emily Jones ’14, Matt Krakaur ’14Cade Leebron ’14Jocelyn Spencer ’13Ben Tweed ’13Lisle Winston ’14

For the Facebook event page, click here.

  • WHEN?: TONIGHT (Tues., 9/6) and TOMORROW (Wed., 9/7) at 7-9 pm
  • WHERE?: The basement of the music studios.
  • DO I NEED MONEY?: Generally speaking, yes, you should have money on you at all times, but unless you want to bribe your way into the group, it’s not necessary. One should note, however, that the Music Studios basement has been prone to a high incidence of violently playful muggings committed by well-dressed people singing “Spiderwebs,” so one should regardless proceed with the utmost caution.

Wesleyan Spirits Auditions

Wait, seriously? You haven’t picked your top 12 a capella groups to audition for yet? At this point, if you have anything less than 8 groups listed, you aren’t even trying. You’re lucky Brian Lee ’13 is here to save your lazy ass.

The Wesleyan Spirits Want You…

…But only if you’re male and enjoy singing… and college a cappella. The Wesleyan Spirits, Wesleyan’s oldest and all-male a cappella group, are holding auditions for any dudes, homies, sk8er boiz, ballas, hustlas, pimps, playas, bros, or all around good-guys with angelic voices.

Bring something to sing, a funny joke or haiku, a pen, and anything else that makes you feel special.

When: This Wednesday & Thursday 6:30-8:30 PM
Where: Alpha Delta Phi Greene Room (Corner of Church & High)
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