TODAY WE CELEBRATE OUR DEAR LEADER, WHO IS A PERFECT INCARNATION OF THE APPEARANCE THAT A LEADER SHOULD HAVE.


TO OUR DEAR LEADER, FATHER OF THE PEOPLE, SUN OF THE COMMUNIST FUTURE.

ON THIS MOST JOYOUS OCCASION, WE COMMAND YOU TO CELEBRATE THE BIRTHDATE OF THE HIGHEST INCARNATION OF THE REVOLUTIONARY COMRADELY LOVE, OUR INVINCIBLE AND IRON-WILLED COMMANDER, THE GREAT MAN WHO DESCENDED FROM HEAVEN, THE MOST GLORIOUS ZACH (???).

YES, THIS IS A GLORIOUS DAWN.

 

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  1. Anonymous

    ON THIS DAY WE WILL BE HOLDING THE OFFICIAL MARCH TO CELEBRATE THE LIFE AND TIMES OF OUR LEADER SCHONFELD IN MOCON.

    FOOD SERVED INCLUDES PICKLED BEETS AND HOT SQUIRREL CIDER.

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