Campus Marsupial Report: Lo Rise Possum

ResLife says you can’t keep pets in dorms, but this possum is all like, “Fuck tha police coming straight from the underground.” It’s been spotted numerous times before, but Rachel Pincus ’13 has finally documented the furry adventurer in its native Lo Rise/High Rise Courtyard Metropolitan Area, which appear to be its primary stomping grounds.

According to Pincus’s testimony, the possum, hereby referred to as The Possum, has also been spotted between the last two buildings on Church before High Rise “around like 2:00 AM” for the past two weekends. “I saw him before in September or something,” Pincus adds, but it lives “prolly in a tree somewhere.” (Note: Wikipedia confirms that possums are indeed “at least partially arboreal,” though some species have done well in urban settings. This one has lovely eyes.)

The Possum presently has no name, though Lina Mamut ’13 prefers “Jacob.” Your suggestions are welcomed in the comments section. We’ll keep you possted.

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  3. Meep!

    There is a possum up at Westco – either this one or a different one – that took over the groundhog’s hole.  I saw it dragging a dead squirrel down there.  It appeared during the snowpocalypse.  I think that’s probably some kind of sign.

  4. A bad pun about possums

    Yeah I’ve seen this on 2 separate occasions at least 2 weeks apart, once at wesco and once at fauver. This thing’s got some legs.

  5. Guest

    Grizzlies are moving towards Middletown from Durham.
    Wolves are coming in from the North.
    Mountain lions wandering in from the Stamford.

    The animals are going to get us!

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