ADP/Thursday = (Porn + Milkshakes)2.0

Alpha Delt is back with Porn and Milkshakes spring style. In case you missed the fantastic P+M 1.0 last semester (chock full of absurd Glee-style porno narrative and, of course, delicious milkshakes) now’s your chance to getchyo shake on! Don’t worry, this event is totally PG-13*, full of hilarious porno narrative. Get over to the the Phi! And who knows, maybe Uma Thurman will make a surprise appearance…

Where:   Alpha Delt Living Room
Date:       Thursday, February 16
Time:      8 PM – 10 PM

*Claim not substantiated by any evidence, please don’t actually bring your 13-year-old cousins/nephews/bros.