Argus Seeks Paperboy With Tooth Fairy-Like Stealth

Thought those Arguses just magically appeared outside Weshop? Or maybe you thought it was elf labor? Or the cast of Newsies? Apparently it’s none of the above, and if someone doesn’t email Abbey Francis ’14 fast, you’re gonna have to get your Argus fix via The Blargus:

Are you looking for an on-campus job this semester? Do you have a car or consistent access to one? Do you love the smell of fresh newsprint?

If you answered yes to the above, we would love for you to apply for the position of Argus Distributor. As Distributor, you’ll simply pick up the papers twice a week at the Argus office and drop them off around campus. Like Santa, only paid.

Please e-mail arfrancis(at)wesleyan(dot)edu if you’re interested in this position. Non-work study are welcomed to apply!

Contact: arfrancis(at)wesleyan(dot)edu
Deadline: Soon.

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