It’s 8:45 PM. You awaken to find yourself outside Allbritton.

Hannah “Hannah Cressy” Cressy ’13 projects an image into your mind:

You:

• Enter the basement of Allbritton and turn to the left. (turn to page 90)
• Ask the first person you see “where the fuck Wespresso or whatever is”. (turn to page 92)
• Sigh and roll your eyes. (turn to page 128)
• Head to Foss for your nightly blunt, figuring you’ll grab some coffee at 9:30 or so. (turn to page 107)
• Go back to sleep on the ground. (return to the top of this page)
• Pull yourself up by your bootstraps and get a real job and take back this country from the corrupt politicians in Washington. (turn to page 99)
• Stop reading Wesleying. (throw this book against the wall)