Hannah “Hannah Cressy” Cressy ’13 projects an image into your mind:
You:
- Enter the basement of Allbritton and turn to the left. (turn to page 90)
- Ask the first person you see “where the fuck Wespresso or whatever is”. (turn to page 92)
- Sigh and roll your eyes. (turn to page 128)
- Head to Foss for your nightly blunt, figuring you’ll grab some coffee at 9:30 or so. (turn to page 107)
- Go back to sleep on the ground. (return to the top of this page)
- Pull yourself up by your bootstraps and get a real job and take back this country from the corrupt politicians in Washington. (turn to page 99)
- Stop reading Wesleying. (throw this book against the wall)
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**Pull yourself up by your bootstraps and get a real job and take back this country from the corrupt politicians in [OCCUPY] Washington. (turn to page 99)