On Thursday night, two P-safe vehicles drove up to Usdan ready to take action. There had been a complaint about students bringing a handle of alcohol (what else?) to dinner. Visibly pissed and ready to write them up, they marched up the stairs, only to find out that the group had filled the handle with water. A simple smell test was enough. Doesn’t P-safe realize that we would be more stealthy about our alcohol consumption?
At least it was a welcome break from all the parties they’ve crashed lately.
Edit by Zach: Andrew ’15, who brought the handle of water, explains the situation in full:
After a long rugby practice, and having bags of ice taped to your calves… you don’t really feel like using a tiny cup for water… so I used an empty handle. Ya know, before they called psafe on me, they could have just asked what was in the bottle… what a waste of my time.