If you’ve been on a magical excursion to the WesACB in the past 15 hours, you may have stumbled upon a post that might make you reconsider discussing last Friday night in public. Likely inspired by Overheard in New York, @OverheardAtWes is a new Twitter account that tweets the ridiculous things Wesleyan students say. Be aware when you’re talking about that hook up last night or your love for Feminist Ryan Gosling. Someone’s listening. Even when you’re stoned:
“I can’t say the world eclectic anymore. It’s not even the house – I am just too high for that many c’s.”
— OverheardAtWes (@OverheardAtWes) October 5, 2012
Is this the new “Shit Wesleyan Students Say?” Will the student body have a self-reflective revelation? How long will it take for something to be called a social construct? Only time will tell.
Obviously it’s for the lulz, but in case you’re worried, just remember to use your indoor voice. Read on for some memorable sample tweets.