Simoneil Sarbh ’13 writes in with an exciting Impact India late night experience tonight, which only a DJ Roomba would enhance:
Finals got you down? We’re here to help! January 11th, the night before finals start, come to Exley Lobby for Indian drinks, grilled cheese, and 5 minute massages (YES YOU READ THAT RIGHT, MASSAGES)
Mango / Strawberry Lassi – $2
Chai – $1
Grilled Cheese – $2
5 minute massage (choose from either back, head, neck, shoulder, or hand) – $3
We’ll also do a foot massage for $20, keep your socks on!
COMBO – massage, chai, and grilled cheese – $5Or maybe you just want a hug? There will be a special guest appearance by Lu Corporan ’13, the Usdan free hugs guy, giving out comfort and affection to those in need (free of charge!).
So come on down! Let all the aunties from IIMPACT take care of you. You look so skinny, beta. Eat something. Eattttt.
Date: Tuesday, December 11
Time: 10 PM – 12 AM
Place: Exley Lobby
Cost: $1 – $5