Breaking: WestCo Bong Fire Injures 3 Grams of Schwag, Nugs of Dank Reported OK

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Seriously though, what’s up with WestCo right now? I caught the commotion while wallowing in self-loathing and preparing my post-exam tuna salad in my kitchen, which happens to overlook Foss Drive.

4:18 p.m. Update: Area man Wesleying’s own Samira reports that the building has been plagued by “weird gas leaks in the basement for the past month.” No word on what kind of drugs (DMT? Meth? Phenethylamine?) were being synthesized to cause aforementioned gas leaks.

4:40 p.m. Update: Fire Safety has confirmed that it was indeed a gas leak. Nothing to see here, folks. Move it along.

Click past the jump for another picture of the scene at approximately 3:45 p.m. today.

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  • anon

    Why so many gas leaks? That’s three in a week and a half, at least…

    • http://www.facebook.com/adamjohnsondc Adam Johnson

      mind control gas