Michael Bay ’86 Drops Trailer for New Film

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Just when you thought it was safe to go to the movies without seeing Tony Shaloub again, Michael Bay ’86 has dropped the trailer to his new “action-comedy,” Pain & Gain. Looks like we’re in for quite a ride in this 90s-Miami set bodybuilding/heist thriller (based on a true story)! If you’re looking for a new film with lines like, “You know who invented salad? Poor people” (which, as you might know, is the slogan for Michael Bay’s career), you’ll want to head to your local cinema on April 26. Bring some cocaine to sprinkle on your popcorn.

Pain & Gain stars Mark Wahlberg, Dwayne “The Rock” Johnson, Anthony Mackie, and the aforementioned Shaloub. But don’t worry. Ken Jeong and the girl who plays “Fat Amy” in that a cappella movie are also in it.

The trailer dropped a few days ago on MichaelBay.Com, or as I don’t call it, “God’s Gift to the Internet.” Peep it below and read the synopsis, via SlashFilm after the jump. Ok so it might be kinda fun.

SYNOPSIS (Via SlashFilm):

From acclaimed director Michael Bay comes “Pain & Gain,” a new action comedy starring Mark Wahlberg, Dwayne Johnson and Anthony Mackie. Based on the unbelievable true story of three personal trainers in 1990s Miami who, in pursuit of the American Dream, get caught up in a criminal enterprise that goes horribly wrong. Ed Harris, Tony Shalhoub, Rob Corddry, Rebel Wilson and Bar Paly also star. The film is based on magazine articles by Pete Collins, with a screenplay by Christopher Markus & Stephen McFeely and produced by Donald DeLine, Michael Bay and Ian Bryce.

More information at IMBD.

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