Wesleying liveblogging is back and
badder cooler weirder more kitten- and baby-filled than ever. Great news: we (as in the Wesleyan community) have a 24-Hour Study Space. Located in that weird glass room in SciLi, this awesomeness is open 24/7 to anyone who has a WesID and an I’m-pulling-an-all-nighter-to-finish-this-paper attitude.
Better news: tonight is the space’s launch party, featuring baked goods from the spiffy peeps of the WSA Organization and External Affairs Committee.
Stop by, mingle with your fellow students, and eat some good ass food, say hi to us (the loud noobs with the laptops), and pretend to like us as we try not to act like the most awkward people at this college.
Let the first liveblog of the Spring 2013 semester begin!
This is Wesleying (and Paul Ryan) signing off.
Stay tuned: we have some great liveblogs planned for this semester.
Like, holy shit.
Anyway, the cake has been cut and eaten.
It’s been real.
Sorry we’ve been stuffing our faces with cake.
I did not ditch you. I was bringing you cake!
At least we had cake.
Ugh, this liveblog lacked so much memes/kittens/babies.
I’m sorry we let you guys down.
I HAZ CAKE.
You peeps = missing out.
Paul Ryan is sad, too.
waynesworld has ditched me for cake.
There are four kids at a table who are all on Facebook.
I’M MORE SERIOUS THAN I HAVE BEEN EVER.
It’s someone’s birthday.
There is cake involved.
GUYS COME NOW SERIOUSLY.
A FIGHT HAS BROKEN OUT.
COME SEE IT.
Placing $5 for Sophie.
FIGHT TO THE DEATH!
A fight has occurred.
Ross Levin ’15: “Sophie and I would have fought to get into this liveblog.”
I was a B@D@$$ G1RL SC0UT B1TCH.
My friend back home is a Girl Scout, a Boy Scout, AND an Adventure Scout.
I actually won the cookie badge for selling 150 boxes of cookies as a five year-old.
True story: I was a Girl Scout until my family relocated and there was no Girl Scout troop in our new town.
Sad day bro.
If the Cardinal shows up, I might cry.
I swear it’ll be cool. Girl Scouts honor.
I will give $5 to anyone who runs into the study space, sticks their hands in the cake, takes a chunk of it, and runs out.
Shout out to the 166 views of this liveblog!
Cake has not yet been cut.
Students getting restless.
I love Disney animated short films:
Sam Usdan ’15 and his picnic blanket-patterned shirt are leaving the study space.
A lull has passed over the 24/7 Study Room.
It’s so quiet.
Reading Ubu Roi
The antagonist/antihero is called PAPA TURD.
What if this became a silent rave party?
Trisha Arora ’16 just sent me this link on Facebook.
I miss Zoboomafoo.
I can feel Zach of the Wesleying Variety walking over here right this minute to take away our Wesleying credentials.
“When are they going to cut that cake?”
Grant Tanenbaum ’15 is sassy-wearing the shit out of that beanie.
I was LITERALLY about to post that!
hermes and I are the same person.
Sam Usdan ’15, famous for his appearance in the video “Like Leftover Brisket”, is resting his head on a Snapple bottle.
Grant Tanenbaum ’15 is being as sassy as ever.
Peeps be talkin’ about math.
10:58pm Update: Cake still has not been cut.
There is still an opportunity for you to walk over here and eat it.
People still trying to study.
Fun fact: ZMalts ’13 once spent 6+ hours in a car with waynesworld and myself driving to and from New Hampshire. Much respect to him.
Sophie Massey ’15: “Put me in the liveblog. AHHHHHHH!”
Awkward moment #495892384: Zach Malter ’13 (aka Our Dear WSA Leader Zach) thought our post for Our Dear Wesleying Leader Zach (the one that included facepalming) was addressed to him. LOVE YOU ZMALTS <33333
Hey, all 137 of you who have viewed this liveblog: COME PARTY WITH US.
Some of the OEAC members who put this shindig together. Hollaaaaaa.
It got hella silent all up in here.
@curious commenter: Red velvet, apparently.
Martin Malabanan ’16 to Val Demuynck ’16: “I like your indigenous costume.”
Grant Tanenbaum ’15 to hermes and me: “you both are surprisingly funny”
There is cake.
All of you: get over here NOW.
Nick Cousar ’16 just wants to know when the cake is being cut.
There’s some Honey Boo Boo dancing/twerking all up in this study space.
Bitches be chattin’ it up about international politics.
I can feel Our Dear Leader Zach facepalming it up hardcore right now, wherever he may be.
(Hi Zach –Love, hermes and waynesworld)
Want to get the same stylish blazer as Alton Wang ’16? Check it out.
Kate “Cutie Q” Davis ’16 is sporting her WesCrew patty, a crimson gap sweater, H&M jeans (that she got fo’ free), and some cute boots!
GET IT KATE!
Chloe Murtagh ’15 is socializing it up with her bros.
Cheers to the commenter who wrote “I’m watching you” with this GIF attached:
Grant Tanenbaum ’15 just spilled some soda. #partyfoul
Hannah Norman ’16 to Kate “Saltemus” Cullen ’16: “Wow, you’re right, this event is pretty happening.”
Yeah guys, you should all be here.
You know who would love an event like this?
Quiet study room?
That’s about to change.
Here’s a kute kat.
Chloe Murtagh ’15 walks in with a brownie in her striped sweater, brown cords, and some boots of da woodlands.
More peeps giving us death glares.
Austin Dong ’15 sits quietly in a corner to eat his delicious brownie. I wonder how long it’ll take him to realize that I’m staring at him.
Proportion of WSA peeps doing CSS?
So much CSS talk.
Bring out the Wes Celebs!
Cue: dirty looks from people actually trying to study.
This event is more happening than the Oscars. I feel like we’re red carpet-watching.
Kate “On Top of Her Game/Leading the Pack/Keepin’ It Klassy/Salty” Cullen ’16 is in da haus.
I feel like I’m on display.
Nicki “The Softy” Softness ’14 just brought some more hooligans into the study space.
Bruno’s greeting to us: “Hey, creatures of the woodland kingdom!”
Legendary Wesleying liveblog celebrity Bruno Machiavelo ’16 has entered the space.
Hi 24-hour Study Room! I’m here now.
Awkward moment when people start leaving the 24-Hour quiet study space because we’re being too loud.
He is also saving a cupcake for his roommate Mitchell Stone ’16, whose name sounds like the protagonist of a superhero comic book.
Everyone: JOIN US.
He just handed me a delicious cupcake.
Hermes here. My homedawg waynesworld is on his way.