From the forever fab dahhhhhling Johnny Lazebnik ’16:
BELLIG. Is it an acronym? No. It’s in all caps, but that’s just because we’re glamazons.
BELLIG is short for “belligerent,” which is exactly what we were when we found out that there was no pre-existing group for students to experiment with the beautiful, mahhhhvelous art of drag.
Drag refers to the glorious extravaganza when individuals, typically men, genderbend. BELLIG is going to be a flurry of sick’ning false lashes, heels, and a few skirts so short you wouldn’t let your own daughter go out in them.
It’s fine. Because we’ll look fishier in them than any girl ever could. Except possibly Madonna, Our Lord and Savior, Hallowed Be Her Fake English Accent.
SO COME TO THE FIRST EVER BELLIG MEETING. NO STRINGS ATTACHED. BRING NOTHING BUT YOURSELF AND GET READY TO W.E.R.Q.
This kiki will be mahhhhhhvelous, hunty.
Date: Tomorrow, February 3rd
Place: Usdan MPR
Facebook: Can we pretty please have a kiki?