Note to Wes: here’s how to make NSM credits less of a chore.
Because Quantum Mechanics and dadaist performance art go together like peas and carrots, Columbia University Professor of Physics, Emlyn Hughes, was spotted yesterday stripping to his boxers, donning a hoodie and sunglasses, attacking a stuffed animal with a samurai sword, and assuming the fetal position to the tune of Snoop Dogg’s “Drop It Like It’s Hot”—all in front of a full lecture class. Oh, and apparently ninjas and puppets were involved in the harrowing display, too. At any rate, it turns out the only effective way to learn Quantum Mechanics is to “strip to your raw, erase all the garbage from your brain, and start over again.”
Naturally, a student caught the entire harrowing display on video. And naturally, Bwog has the whole scoop, which you can read here.
Say what you will, but at least he didn’t call up a nude volunteer for a live “fucksaw” demonstration. And unfortunately Professor Hughes seems to be tenured, so there’s no word on when he’ll be available for a visiting professorship at Wes.