In case you didn’t have time to peruse the ACB yesterday, I’ll sum it up for you.
M4M: horny n lonely 2nite
which class is easier? dance or art? looking 4 the least amount of work possible
i saw you walk into usdan today. you are so beautiful omg pls talk to me pls
why wont u text me anymore i hate u
M4F: looking 4 a hot girl to just “hang out” maybe more idk
our relationship was bullshit im glad we broke up dick
sluts: everywhere omg no one likes you if you have small tits so stop being sluts
lost my iphone at psi u it is white and bedazzled with rhinestones and says rho ep on it
M4M: only elite gays pls
thank god psafe isn’t including race in the reports anymore!!! justice has been served!!!!!
My only hope is that one day the ACB will be full of the enlightened minds on campus rather than the sordid thoughts they produce.