Here it is, folks:

GIVE US THE TITLE AND AUTHOR OF BOOKS ABOUT WES THAT WILL NEVER BE WRITTEN.

>>>>>>>>>>>>THE FORM!<<<<<<<<<<

Examples:

•  Ten Good Reasons to Go To Bar Night by Anyone, Ever
  
• A History of WestCo that Does Not Include the Word “Weed” by Giante Jointe
• Rolling Down Foss: How I Learned to Love the Tour by Mike Whaley
• Skulls and Serpents and Cardinals, Oh My! Coming Out of the Basement by [name redacted]

Be creative. All submissions, if chosen, will be posted anonymously unless you’re real keen on wanting your name out there. No negative titles, especially those targeting specific students, will be posted.