35 Years Ago Today: Jimmy Carter v. Giant Rabbit

Today is the 35th anniversary of the day that then-President Jimmy Carter was attacked by a giant swimming rabbit, and barely escaped with his life. On a mid-Presidency fishing trip near his hometown, Jimmy Carter’s boat was unexpectedly attacked by an enormous, aggressive, and seemingly amphibious mammal with clear hissing intent to board the President’s vessel. Fortunately, although Secret Service was not immediately on hand, the President was able to bravely repel his furry assailant alone, via paddle and splashing as seen above. The rabbit was never seen again.

Who knows when it will strike again?

We must never forget.

We must maintain vigilance.

Please carry on with your day.

3 thoughts on “35 Years Ago Today: Jimmy Carter v. Giant Rabbit

    1. Guest

      Couldn’t agree more, Gabe – this IS very tight (though perhaps a
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      on the silly side lol)!!

    2. Brian

      Couldn’t agree more, Gabe – this IS very tight (though perhaps a HARE on the silly side LOL)!!

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