Some forms of procrastination are at least somewhat productive, but this one is just straight up entertaining and useless. Behold: A list of five name generators that you can spend the next 23 minutes clicking through instead of studying for your chem final.
1. Benedict Cumberbatch Name Generator
You too can have an extremely extravagant name like Benedict Cumberbatch. Favorites include:
- Rinkydink Curdlesnoot
- Danglerack Cragglethatch
- Buckminster Fullerene
2. Corporate Jargon and Buzzword Generator
Shout out to all the econ majors.
3. Hipster Business Name Generator
Fun fact: The Wesleying staff Googled several of the names generated and many of them are already artisan craft businesses in the state of Oregon.
Oh yeah, did I mention that there’s also an “Ancient Rome” mode for this generator? It’s awesome.
5. Malcolm Gladwell Book Generator
“Nothing: What Sandcastles Can Teach Us About North Korean Economic Policy.”
Good luck with the name generatin’, everyone.