Procrastination Destination: It’s Time for Some Name Generators

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Some forms of procrastination are at least somewhat productive, but this one is just straight up entertaining and useless. Behold: A list of five name generators that you can spend the next 23 minutes clicking through instead of studying for your chem final.

1. Benedict Cumberbatch Name Generator

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You too can have an extremely extravagant name like Benedict Cumberbatch. Favorites include:

  • Rinkydink Curdlesnoot
  • Danglerack Cragglethatch
  • Buckminster Fullerene

2. Corporate Jargon and Buzzword Generator

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Shout out to all the econ majors.

3. Hipster Business Name Generator

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Fun fact: The Wesleying staff Googled several of the names generated and many of them are already artisan craft businesses in the state of Oregon.

4. BuzzFeed Title Generator

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Oh yeah, did I mention that there’s also an “Ancient Rome” mode for this generator? It’s awesome.

5. Malcolm Gladwell Book Generator

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“Nothing: What Sandcastles Can Teach Us About North Korean Economic Policy.”

Good luck with the name generatin’, everyone.