The newest Wesleyan-related Twitter joined the game on Friday, January 23: @summiesisreal. Who even knows who is behind this masterpiece, but it’s definitely at the top of the list of Twitter accounts I recommend you should follow this week. Even though this account was only conceived two days ago, it’s already shown itself to be pretty promising. Following @summiesisreal today will be the highlight of your Sunday evening. Just do it. Of the nearly 100 tweets from this account, I piled together a handful of the best tweets in case you need some extra convincing to give them a follow.
This is the first section of @summiesisreal tweets I want to present to you. I’ll call it the Fuck @Weswings section.
Fuck @Weswings
— Summerfields (@Summiesisreal) January 23, 2015
Girl: I’m going on a date with this guy I met at @Weswings **i toss her a baby leash** Me: don’t say I didn’t warn you
— Summerfields (@Summiesisreal) January 23, 2015
I found lettuce in my plate of snot “hangover special” from @Weswings ???????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????? ????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????
— Summerfields (@Summiesisreal) January 24, 2015
I can’t even with these weswings chciks
— Summerfields (@Summiesisreal) January 25, 2015
Brunch at Summies line is out the door. Thank you :) pic.twitter.com/kN2jDpke8F
— Summerfields (@Summiesisreal) January 25, 2015
Care to respond, Ed Thorndike ’89? The ball’s in your court.
Informative Tweets about Summerfields:
Summerfields specials tonight: -apples you should feel a little first -diet coke -chicken cooked in salt — Summerfields (@Summiesisreal) January 23, 2015
Fact: you are allowed to masturbate in Summies — Summerfields (@Summiesisreal) January 23, 2015
Every student who works at Summies is drug tested four times a day to make sure they’re chill ;)))) — Summerfields (@Summiesisreal) January 23, 2015
The Fucking Ridiculous Section:
Summies never applied to Eclectic but they get asked by some of the members but we never go to the mixers because we’re making salads — Summerfields (@Summiesisreal) January 23, 2015
Winterfields (a joke) — Summerfields (@Summiesisreal) January 23, 2015
summmerr timmmmee and the livin’ is easy boopidiy shmooop shmoop shmoop summies buh duh duh dooop di dooo — Summerfields (@Summiesisreal) January 23, 2015
Wesleayn tour guide: And over here we have summerfields where most of our students loose their virginities — Summerfields (@Summiesisreal) January 23, 2015
Typical CSS kid order at Summies: Chicken tendy wrap, maybe a pear — Summerfields (@Summiesisreal) January 23, 2015
Don’t save Summies, she don’t wanna be saved — Summerfields (@Summiesisreal) January 24, 2015
If you’re at a party and a guy says his penis is a special at Summies check with us but he is probably fibbing at least partially — Summerfields (@Summiesisreal) January 23, 2015
The Lemon Snickers guy who wrote Bad Events Books is coming to talk in the chapel but he’s actually very racist @wesleyan_u — Summerfields (@Summiesisreal) January 23, 2015
Bonus Section: Wesleying Writers and @Summiesisreal Twitter Throwdown
@caroqliu @jacksonbarnett don’t ever fucking look at me
— Summerfields (@Summiesisreal) January 25, 2015
@caroqliu @jacksonbarnett I’m dead serious. I’m a real restaurant
— Summerfields (@Summiesisreal) January 25, 2015
Happy following! Xo
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