Last week, the Wesleyan community buried its head in shame upon learning that no Wes football player made the Nothing But NESCAC All-Hair Team. Alas, it was a difficult pill to swallow, and we even did two different Zac-Efron-a-la-High-School-Musical dances (this one and this one) to prove we meant business.
However, things are already looking up in the world of NESCAC-themed blog hair rankings: Stephen Rossetti ’19, a frosh from Wesleyan, won the title of Beard of the Year from In The ‘Cac, beating out heavy hitters like Williams’ Vincent Molinari, Middlebury’s Logan Shrout, and Amherst’s Jackson McGonagle. He earned top marks for “fullness, precision, audacity, originality, and arbitrary gut-reactions” from In The ‘Cac’s editorial team.
In addition, Patrick Stout ’17 joined Rossetti in the First All-Beard-And-Mustache Team, and Mark Piccirillo ’19 snagged a spot in the Honorable Mentions.
Well done, gentlemen. Now can someone please photoshop Rossetti’s fine facial hair onto a picture of Michael Roth’s face and send it to staff(at)wesleying(dot)org? Thanks.